Microsoft Research released today their WorldWide Telescope, they claim it accesses terabytes of astronomical data, seamlessly joining the pictures to form a never before seen educational tool. But hey, come on, Mr Gates, you can do better than that. Where are those so-called terabytes, if I can´t find anything? Let´s check some of the queries your tool was not able to provide an answer:
Yes, Commander Adama, you´re on your own. All you have is that crazy blonde biatch to guide your rag-tag fleet, don´t count on Microsoft WorldWide Telescope.
No, you can´t go back home, either. And no, Mr Gaeta, we´re not there yet.
I think the MS Telescope does not reach the farthest planet from the bright center of the Universe.
Oh come on, not even the Capital of the Empire? What are you rebelling against, Microsoft?
Another nice planet (well, if you´re some warmonger, anyway) Microsoft chooses to ignore. They never listen to anyone, should change the address to "This island, Redmond".
I see. No love for jocks wearing fur speedos. Pretending they don´t exist will not make teh ghey go away, Microsoft.
Ming will not be pleased.
To be fair the planet is gone, but the Telescope should be able to show a debris cloud, lots of dirty diapers and Kirstie Alley´s lost hotness…
I CAN HAZ THIRD EARTH?
OK, that one I do not blame Microsoft. The world is a better place if we pretend Highlander 2 never existed.